Let's do funny today.
Someone shared this ad for classes being offered for men, and I was wondering about what you think of it? Do men really need to enroll in these courses? You tell me.
"Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 9 participants each.
Course 1 - - Health Watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.Course 2 - - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
Course 3 - - Learning To Live: Basic differences between your mother and your wife. Online class and role playing.
Course 4 - - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Course 5 - - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
Course 6 - - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials.
Course 7 - - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Course 8 - - The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.
Course 9 - - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
Course 10 - - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.
Course 11 - - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Course 12 - - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Help line support and support groups.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors."
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12 comments:
hmmm, parang ok yung #3 kase malimit may argumento dyan sa tema na yan mommy dee...
hahahaa!my husband needs this course!most especially #1 and #9lol!
course#1--matagal na akong di nabigyan ng flowers ano,7 years na--kahit na isang bud lang(T_T)
course#9--I'm always telling him when he's looking for something to use his eyes and not his mouth lol!
I bet he won't get a diploma!
Thanks for dropping by!Have a great weekend to you too!^_^
All of the above sound like vocational studies. Wala bang courses for higher studies? ",)
I like this, so entertaining, and so men!
hehhe...men need these courses nga! esp no. 7. :)
@Payatot: Haha, yeah, medyo controversial nga talaga kapag iyan na ang topic. :D
@Clarissa: Haha, husbands can sometimes be like that. Thanks for dropping by too and take care! :D
@Jan: Haha, I think they're in the league of higher studies because marriage and any serious relationship are important due to the fact that most of the time, they constitute a big chunk of our life. They deserve careful instruction and in depth analysis. :D
@Sera Melinda: Yes, I agree. :D
@Reena: Oh, yes, you're right, hehe. :D
hehehe, i need course 2, 4 and 7... when is the start? can it be online na lang?
@Lemuel: Hahaha, that's so funny. And clever too. I never considered online. Now, yes, online would be better! :D
Ahaha...I know some male friends who might consider attending Course #6 :D
I intend to homeschool hubby on courses #1 and 11. I want that the diploma will be properly worded by me, hehehe...and I'll stick to one-liners. ",)
@Hahai.Ponce: Haha, I know some who could do one too. Thanks! :)
@Jojigirl: Oh, homeschool! Good idea! Haven't thought of that.
Oh, a diploma worded by you would be something to watch out for, especially if it's a one-liner. You always deliver witty one-liners. It's one of your great talents! :)
hahaha! i love fun posts such as these ;-)
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